GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And then